i create marketing campaigns. trailers on youtube, social media activations, digital takeovers, posters people draw doinks on in the subway - that kind of stuff.

before that, i worked as a line producer - hiring crews, negotiating deals, writing production bibles, wrap books, budgets - basically keeping the production lights on.

one time i had to stand in the bike lane on the brooklyn bridge and ask the bikers to stop and wait while a boy band shot a music video there. how do you think that went?

i tell stories which have been featured on the moth radio hour, the love hurts podcast and the awkward teenage years stage show.

i write fiction, screenplays, poetry & music, examples of which can be found on this very site.

hire me to promote your brand, series or event. i’m very good at that. but maybe also hire me to help tell your story, or one of my own, because that is what i do best.

tldr - i know my stuff. your team would be better off with me on it.

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